That's why I always get it in writing first. Notarized.

Season's Greetings, no despair

I think you're HYSTERICAL. Perhaps a nice refreshing Lysol "cleanse" is in order.

I smell a video redubbing in your future.

NERDQUAKES KILL.

I'm not. My medium is wood.

From your post to the Maker's eyes.

AS IF America *needed* another sociopath training manual.

Best coming-out-of-shell EVER.

There's more than just a height problem with WW.

If your ancestors murdered enough peasants and well-off people long ago, you're nobility. If your noble ancestors killed off enough of the other nobles of their time, you're Royalty.

DESTROY THE GREEK SYSTEM NOW!

Only valid if you IGNORE TOTALLY the western world's cancer epidemic.

Especially when we urge so many young people to go fight illegal wars we have no business conducting in the first place.

Um, no. The anticommunist hysteria you sense seeping from his every pore was as real as the wife that indoctrinated it into him during their service in Pennsylvania during WWII.

"Okay, now that the lawyers have left - Ted, what went wrong?"

Western civilization will collapse before this plan gets into operation.

"Nobody wants to f**k an ironing board