Yeah, I've given people decaf instead of regular because I was too busy to make another pot, but I feel like that's not on the same level as this as far as half-assing goes...

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

I'd go as far to say that my husband would choose birkenstocked over heeled. He's turned on by practicality.

This is why I play it safe and only drive a shark truck

Because those are already called BMWs.

And you totally won't end up on some weird website for noodlers.

common core

This seems like a sure way to get wrist acne.

It's not the corsage I have a problem with, it's the coleslaw flavored condoms for after prom that concern me.

Is that a Vladimir Putin head-on-a-stick between them?

So I've stopped even applying for jobs. Besides being tired of sending applications out into the world and never hearing a word back, I feel like such shit about myself that I just can't it together to write a decent cover letter. Getting a job would probably alleviate my depression somewhat, but I have no idea how to…

Culture series, by Iain M. Banks

So I'm putting together a list of books to read over the summer. I'm a sci-fi type of person. Any suggestions on books that I should definitely check out?

aggg, brain fart of the day, went grocery shopping, my favourite store didn't have white quinoa on its shelf, not even a tag anymore. I was standing in front of the shelf frantically going into mental panic attack, what will I eat ( i am so used to that stuff and I can't eat heavy food anymore) and Passover is around…