I want to eat a tribble, but I can’t tell if it’s cute aggression or culinary curiosity. An important distinction.

You sweatin’ the BET awards? BET DGAF about culture.

Never ever has anyone heard a man say, I need to take a piss/shit. Never. Ever.

It will not be missed.

Geez, it’s like you would-be trollitors never heard English.

FTV, Hamm: “I’d forgotten who the host was.” and “I did not stay at that party very long.”

This doesn’t look nearly as good as the original.

with·out

2. archaic•literary
outside.
“the barbarians without the gates”
adverb archaic•literary
outside.
“the enemy without”

Jon Hamm’s real personality is much closer to Dr. Drew Baird than Don Draper.

Being shown the Obamas now is like being presented with a bottle of Château d’Yquem while going through DTs.

Wait, what? Who are we defending here? It’s not like Nine Trey was targeting Wall Street. #efemall

“I love you as a person. I don’t wish anything bad on you,” he said to the 31-year-old Guyger, before adding, “I don’t know if this is possible, but can I tap that? Please? Please?”

Blue trumps black.

That’s a bit of a stretch. It just mentions abortion without assigning judgment.

It should be “Jack II”. Spread the word.

Yes! I’m late to this review, but scrolled just in case someone had already mentioned this. Thank you.

Violence is violence

Yeah, because cops are so known for their pro-feminist woke stance.

Just to confirm: No one who wants flavor from their canned tuna is eating the kind packed in water. Right? That’s step number one.

The ABCs song. It’s less annoying.