Pizza Hut hates you, all of you.
Pizza Hut has hated you since the 80s.
But you keep going back
Because the salty soggy dough will have its way.

You.
When you say “thank you”, do you mean plural or singular?

You want to know why these people are uncomfortable with long-haired boys? Ask your local priest or Boy Scout leader.

Funnier than 90s SNL is such a low bar it is nothing to be proud of.

I will say that it can be very satisfying to give an idiot rope and sit back and see what they do to themselves with it.

When Chris Tucker and Idris Elba are up for the same role you know white people are making the decisions.

Who will play Huffman?

I don’t think they even saw it as weird or anything.

Lana Del Rey stans here in force shocked that the pop star is acting like a pop star.

I had always just assumed Squirt was lemon-lime, based on its color. Thank you for alerting me that it is flavored with devil fruit. Disaster averted.

Whoa!!! A mind-blowing original take on religion that has never, ever, been expressed in exactly that same way before!!! Dude. So brilliant.

White Guy: I want this job.
White Employer: You got it!
WG: Just so you know, if you do a backgr...
WE: You. Got. The. Job.

What makes Prime Video unique (and not in a good way) among these streaming services is that it is also in the business of selling you movies. So, of course, they push those forward.

I’m here for the Tupak verse.

Yep, bringing down Trump is exactly comedians’ job and their job alone.

I want my pure saint left leaning inoffensive all inclusive comic NOW!

Yes, but there isn’t a Trump joke that late night TV hosts won’t beat like a dead horse.

If Beale Street Could Talk, To Kill a Mockingbird, Brian Banks, When They See Us

“... And we’re going to South Dakota, and we’re going to Texas, and California, and thenwe’re going to Washington, D.C., and we’re going to GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUSSYYYYYY!!!!!”

This streaming service seems to be the sos except you have to pay for it.