It seems like for the time being maternity wards are still allowing birth partners in CA. This pandemic has turned the end of my pregnancy into a fucking living nightmare.
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I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.
Honestly, I’d pay $35/ticket for them to just live-stream a performance if that helped them keep their jobs. I’d probably pay more than that. This is just...so sad.
My wife is due with our first child in early April. The hospital where we’re giving birth has already gone to a no visitors policy and only one support person during and after birth. We are in the epicenter of the outbreak in our state (Virginia) and I’m worried that the few more weeks we have before birth will see a…
My wife and I were expecting our twins the first week of April, but she developed a sudden, severe case of preeclampsia so they were delivered a month ago. They’ve been in NICU and it was a terrifying time for us, but with all that’s transpired since then it seems like a blessing in disguise. Only one parent per child…
I’ve been pregnant, and pregnancies go on FOREVER. Especially towards the end when every minute feels like an eternity. I didn’t even get very sick, poor Kate Middleton had extreme morning sickness. Child birth is no picnic, but at least it’s only a few hours (if you’re lucky). Not an endless, neverending eternity of…
I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.
I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.
I love how he thinks everyone listening is stupid enough to think “Oh, I bet our intelligence agencies didn’t know an IP address can be spoofed — he sure told them! Well, that’s all cleared up!”
First damn thing that came to mind.
Bingo! Is this life imitating Life?
It’s amazing how many of us had this exact same thought. I conclude that individual minds are clearly an illusion.
Waded into the comments solely to make sure someone had posted this, thanks.
Beat me too it, too! lol
Exactly what I thought of
I was just about to post this!
Ahhh, you beat me to it!
Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.
I wonder to what extent scrupulous enunciation correlates with being an asshole.