At least old Adolf got Eva that lovely cyanide vial necklace for her birthday.

Hannity’s Razor: the theory that best confirms Sean Hannity’s preconceptions is the correct one, regardless of evidence, likelyhood or the immutable physical laws of the universe.

I’m in. But if I could I could ask Tig a question, it would be: why not Taylor Dayne as Pres? Maybe she’ll be included in the inauguration ball scene performing a la Beyoncé.

Anyone who says “crisis actors” should be beaten right away.

I dunno, I’m more concerned about the nut job filming people in the bathroom.

I actually had a black police officer with me the whole time.

Are you sure it wasn’t kvass? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

Fake news! There is no rift because Pence knows how to please his Bad Man.

I seem to remember some article or interview where The Manatee said he incorporated “an hour of blade work” into his standard workout routine. I could just see this fat cunt jumping around, flailing wildly with a sword. Took me about three days to unroll my eyes

What’s most annoying about this is that Republicans are supposed to be “blind” to gender. The hypocrisy is decrying identity politics and “affirmative action” and “tokenism” and then promoting a nominee based on their gender.

During the 2016 election, TrumpWorld™️ accused liberals, particularly women, of blind support for Hillary just because she was woman, solely because they wanted to break the glass ceiling, elect the first woman president, and didn’t consider anything else.

>> seemingly lame consensual sex

Germany’s Der Spiegel magazine that it was “an impertinence,

It’s definitely not the actions of someone who’s Be Best

Maybe “Donald Trump associate”?

Schneiderman was a strong AG who did a lot to help women find justice, AND he was an abusive, garbage piece of shit. Both of those facts are true. Not every abusive man is going to leave a legacy we can dismiss. Life is a lot messier than that.

Maybe not full Eve Braun, but the article makes me wonder if her increased presence in the media is part of an intentional PR campaign/charm offensive to soften and humanize her shithead of a husband in the eyes of his less zealous supporters to keep them form defecting.

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?

I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best