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Since they've added the British girls this cycle, and God knows none of these girls are the "next" anything other than the girls on the next cycle of Top Model, so let's just start calling it, "       ".

Can't wait for next week's episode of America's Next.

Well, that's certainly an opinion to have.

His site only offers free archives going back six months - the rest are behind a paywall.  Still, it's only 8 bucks there.

Half an hour after lunch.  You always have to wait half an hour after eating, or you'll get cramps.

"…but Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer’s patient certainly makes an impact."

Hilarious; absurd; satirical in the same sense as Terry Pratchett; most of his books have a sense of heart and community and connection.

Wizard!

Only after a few beers, and even then, I'd have to be pretty desperate.

This is the answer to a question in Trivial Pursuit.  "What Simpsons character is the only one with five fingers?"  No joke.

Well, I'm phasing.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus I said my doctor and degree, not me.  I would like nothing less than to discuss my butt's fiber content.

My college degree would like to debate that.

"That’s a much stronger and richer ore to mine than Granny Stotch
dressing up like a cross between a dominatrix and Galactus in order to
psychologically destroy Butters/Professor Chaos."

Looks "fantastic" in an unbelievably dated, trashy way.

It's less that I reanimated his corpse, and more that I killed him for a previous joke.

My dad did, because he's one of those people who thinks nostalgia is just as good as the original?  Even though all the times it isn't?  Which is most of the times?  Question marks?

I lost my father to a Stooge-induced coma.  Please doze responsibly!

NGL, Jonny Lee Miller in this movie was an integral part of my homosexual blossoming.