There are members of Congress who think the word “vagina” is a dirty word. My expectations for humans are low at this point.

I was in line behind a guy and his girl buying Plan B once. Obviously I said nothing to them but in my mind I was so excited that the guy was there with her.

I am revolted by this. As a former Disney Cruise Line worker sometimes I had to rely on the condoms they freely gave us. I never had to use emergency contraceptives and was horrified when a taxi driver at our own port and told us he had made many runs that mornings to clinics that offered abortion.
Companies have to…

Exactly. Plan B costs less than retraining.

I have to wonder how much you have to do to prove you’ve been raped before they give you emergency contraceptive.

For some reason I was googling last night articles about the working conditions on cruise ships. Even though many companies are headquartered in the U.S., because their ships are registered in other countries, it allows them to skirt labor law.

The most mistreated employees are the cleaning, culinary and maintenance…

Reason # 4,302,098 not to go on Cruises.

Holy God she is hot. I saw that video and was like, “Wait, I thought I was straight...”

I hate that term. It’s way too popular with the pro-life crowd.

Can’t she just take a Sharpie to her doll like the rest of us?

Exactly, both to the extent that the woman is culpable for her husband’s behavior and also how the spouse of a president should be treated. First Ladies are usually treated like fragile flowers yet with Mr. Clinton all bets are off. As to HRC, was she present during these sexual assaults? Does Bill whisper in her ear…

Exactly. I’m fine with that. I’m not cool with all the regurgitation of What Bill Did. Are we next going to have to talk about Bill’s policies as a president? Because he is NOT RUNNING.

“A woman claimed rape, and all sorts of things. I mean, horrible things.”

Jenna Doohickey Tatum is my new favorite Tatum anyway.

I feel like a total asshole for saying this, but this is actually an alpaca.

I’d like to think that i would have a relationship with my daughter where she would feel free to discuss with me and where we would have already discussed birth control. However, no - parents should not have a say in this. What if the parents are abusive? What if it is the dad that got the daughter pregnant? What if…

No.

No.

I'm 31 and unmarried but I've been slowly accumulating Le Creuset and All Clad pans because I figure even if I don't get married I deserve the good pans.

She looks like Glinda the Good Witch of the South here.