My friend and I get to the mall to meet two guys for a double date. It would be my first date ever even though I’m sixteen. We get to the movie theater and...

Almost same situation, working late with a female co-worker and needing a coffee break went to a Starbucks and spent a few hours talking. A week later, my apartment complex chartered a bus for a trip to a newly opened casino, I invited that same female co-worker to go with.

I’ve never had a bad first date. Some of the fifth or sixth ones weren’t great.

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

Ugh. Honestly FUCK YOU 50-WHATEVER PERCENT OF WHITE WOMEN WHO INSIST ON HOLDING THE REST OF US BACK. AND DON’T YOU *DARE* COME HERE TO #NOTALLWHITEWOMEN UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO OBLITERATE YOUR ASS WITH FACTS, DATA AND STATISTICS ABOUT JUST HOW MUCH YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC HAS DAMAGED EVERY REAL ATTEMPT WE’VE MADE AT PROGRESS.

I’m super fucking sick of this whole ‘I’m a White/female/alt-rapper, I absolutely MUST fight with anyone who approaches my prominence in my field THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!’ fuckshit. You’re all rich, all of you. ALL OF YOU! Why are you so mad? What the fuck do Drake and Nicky Minaj and Eminem and Cardi B and these…

It wasn’t for nothing to me.  It was inspiring.  I hate that she felt like she had to do this, and I hate that she received so much shit for it, and I hate that her life has been upended.  But it wasn’t for nothing to me, and to my fellow assault survivors.

Does anyone know what Cardi meant by “fuck up the way I eat” ? Did Nicki slip lard into the veggie chili, or serve non-Paleo-compliant snack mix, or what?

This is exactly why I call out White Feminism(tm) on this site so much and why I don’t care if it hurts white women’s feelings. Otherwise we get tone-deaf ahistorical bullshit like this going unchecked on the daily. I will shout it from the rooftops: 83% of Black women voters believe Dr. Christine Ford and only 46% of…

Ok, can we get a little quality control with this new Dirt Bag please? Between the (horrible and unnecessary) paparazzi baby photo yesterday and the Suge Knight story today, it’s been a bumpy ride. The name of Suge Knight’s victim was Terry Carter.

My dear Hannah, what you are protected by is the magic forcefield of youth. Which is fleeting. Wash your goddamn face before you go to bed.

What the hell is the lede on this post??? Are we seriously click-baiting girl fights on Jezebel now?

Can we please not highlight women who fight with each over stupid bullshit? We shouldn’t be sending the message that pitting women against each other is okay.

Knight’s long period of decline has often been taken as some sort of karmic retribution for a host of sins

I mean, she’s fine, but I feel like I hear about it from at least two different places every time Chrissy Teigen has a thought. Her publicist has Huffpost on speed dial.

I genuinely love this story. It’s this bizarre and inexplicable Fake News mystery that is also fairly low-stakes.
BTW don’t know if anyone else is watching Santa Clarita Diet, but it’s really fun! For the most part they hit the tone really well, and Dimothay Lelephant and Droo Barrimoor are too charming together. It…

This is not the correct use of a Bort reference.

Maybe, but it’s kind of rude and entitled to expect someone to bust out the suit and make time for an interview for a position that doesn’t exist.

I always wanted an experience like the one in Before Sunrise. Sadly, I missed my window.