Anna Breslaw

9/27/13

Eva Longoria Does Not Have Baby Fever Thank You Very Much

Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation…

9/26/13

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds.…

9/25/13

Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix

The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel…

9/24/13

Ellen Pompeo Thought The Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing

Like many of us, Ellen Pompeo was not into the Emmys. She took particular offense to the stinkbomb of an awards show…

9/23/13

Emmys Tribute to Cory Monteith Angers Jack Klugman's Family

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple —…

9/20/13

Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit…

9/19/13

Julie Chen Swears She Didn't Get That Nose Job You Assumed She Got

After admitting on The Talk last week to undergoing eye enlargement surgery at the behest of a racist Dayton, Ohio…

9/18/13

Zac Efron Was in Rehab For Booze, Cocaine, Molly Or All Of The Above

Turnz out everyone's favorite shirtless chest Zac Efron did a stint in rehab five months ago, while filming the…

9/17/13

Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia

Lest we think Justin Theroux is little more than a B-list actor completely devoid of personality, before he got…

9/16/13

Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Drop Out of School

Born-into-stupidly-rich-and-famous-circumstances Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New…

9/13/13

Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'

Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity —…

9/12/13

'Massive Tool' Carson Daly Joins Today Show

Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will…

9/11/13

Courtney Love Calls Miley Cyrus a 'Fucked-Up Hillbilly'

Courtney Love said some kind of amazing shit about basically everything that has been going on except Syria.

9/10/13

'Worst Twerk Fail Ever' Clip Was a Hoax From Prankster Jimmy Kimmel

Last week's viral video "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire!" was actually a staged bit from Jimmy Kimmel, he…

9/9/13

Anna Wintour Kills Miley Cyrus Vogue Cover After Twerking-Gate

You might be surprised to learn that Anna Wintour is not a twerking enthusiast. She's cut Miley Cyrus off the cover…

9/6/13

Lamar Odom's Not in Rehab Despite $800-a-Day Coke Problem

Depending on what you are reading, Lamar Odom:

9/5/13

Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her…

9/4/13

Robin Thicke Tongue-Kissed That Butt-Grab Girl, Said Wife Was 'Chill'

Robin Thicke made out with Lana Scolaro, that girl he played grab-ass with at a post-VMA party, even though his wife …

9/3/13

John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"

After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to…

8/31/13

Saturday Night Social: Richard Grinds Our Gears/Geres

Today perma-rom-com-lawyer and longtime silver fox Richard Gere is 64, and we look back at an interview he did with…

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