Who was it who said something like getting a happy ending depends on where you end the story?

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

He’s just the type.

Embiid demanded a trade after Philadelphia wouldn’t let him take classes at Shirley Temple University.

“Based”, and it was Hamlet, actually.

Here’s the SASUKE 31 Kanzenseiha run by Yuusuke Morimoto:

Live Lounge is amazing and their youtube channel will suck you for hours. Can we shift this thread to our favorite Live Lounge performance thread? Here’s my submission, Bastille covering “We Can’t Stop” and turning it into this beautiful thing:

He just made me wish that Goodell had won the court case.

“Neither can I.”

This is a microcosm for something. Idk why but I’m fucking dying at this. Crying laughing literally.

How quickly you all forget.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

also:

Did Cortez Lewis transfer to Wake Forest from Greendale?

The best part of smoking a brisket is that it takes 1,000,000,000 hours to cook which leaves tons of time for beer and whiskey drinking.

It always comes down to this.

Swarm tactics are definitely an effective plan. Tragically brutal, but sometimes the only choice.

Sure, you can give up bacon and spare ribs and beer and sliders. But give up enough good food and you're dead inside. Is that really living?

"You stupid bitch! It's Pinot Giorgio!"

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...