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For some reason, I don’t think Bernie’s guillotine memes are going to appeal to wine moms.

Believe all women, even that one plant that James O’Keefe sent to the Washington to muddy the waters around Roy Moore.

I’m personally around 95% disbelief of the story. There are so many red flags with the story. She has three corroborating witnesses, but one doesn’t want to go on the record and the other, her brother, was pretty much coached to change his story by the editor of Current Affairs. Her neighbor only recently came forward

I know you’re being snarky, but Biden is actually doing a great job building his coalition.  He has the black vote, the wine mom vote and the white working class vote.  

He wants universal pre-k and I want my $10.

Yes!  The Last Holiday is so good!  I read somewhere that the role was originally supposed to go to John Candy before he passed.  She totally hits all his beats in it!

I’ll go to my grave screaming that Elon Musk stole Tesla from its original founders, Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think I read somewhere that Joss Whedon said the only way a Hulk movie would work would be if it were treated like a werewolf movie.

Let’s just take his assertion that this is incredibly misogynist satire at face value. He also threw coffee and stalked a reviewer who didn’t like his book. He also had to leave another job for harassing a coworker based on her gender. Why do people keep giving this guy a chance?

That’s a bullshit take. Sanders saw a woman running with a detailed substantial platform and reduced it to a woman saying, “Vote for me because I’m female.”

VICE was a racist magazine started by a racist hipster who was kicked out for being more racist than is acceptable in the already racist hipster community. I am also very shocked that racists work for a racist media conglomerate.

No. There’ll always some bullshit bar that favors white people. For college admissions, Asians aren’t considered “well-rounded” enough, whatever that means.

It goes further than that. Ulysses Motherfucking Grant was born in Ohio.

My unconventional pick goes to Ang Lee. I rewatched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and it’s still a hell of a movie. Plus, he can do the teacher/student relationship like no other.

Yes. All of what you just said is reasonable. I’m from Houston. Hell, HEB straight up gave away food to victims during the Hurricane.

Exactly! It’s not like places can ever institute rules that say a limit of X amount of items per customers.

Okay, Inspector Javert. You’ll capture prisoner 24601 yet!

But we’ll still pronounce journalist David Fahrenthold’s name correctly, right? I mean, fuck this guy, obviously, but the other Fahrenthold is responsible for covering Trump’s financial ethics problems.