Mary-Kate and Ashley often end up looking like snobs and ingrates when these stories come to light, but—

The Nazi’s were just doing their job as well, Spicey. Even if I wasn’t a child of a Holocaust survivor, I’d find this nonsensical line of reasoning a goddamn disgrace.

What about Jennifer Tilly?

Famous Jennifers as ranked by me:

Does Au Fudge mean they have bars of gold fudge? I’m confused

I feel for her, because she is clearly not politically correct—which in this context is a compliment—but the downfall of telling the unvarnished truth is a lack of diplomacy. Diplomacy exists for the sole reason of getting disagreeable people to agree on things. Brand ambassadors are named that for a reason. And in…

FTFY.

Hi! This is Scott Briscoe. I work on press at Sikkema Jenkins & Co. gallery. What you cite here as the press release from the gallery is actually the title of the exhibition - yes, all of that is the title. Kara is actually known for the long titles that she gives to some of her works and exhibitions, but this is a…

Antifa has been a term that I have heard for many, many years. Might just be growing up with working-class Socialist ideologues. Thirty-some years ago we had Antifa skinheads clashing with neo-Nazi scumcunt skinheads at every concert I went to in the hardcore scene. Original skinheads were 100% Antifa culture, working…

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

That top photo of Kelly Kahl makes him look bloated and disheveled enough to work in Trump’s White House staff.

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

Fuck nostalgia, it’s a low grade opiate that keeps people in line.

Good thing there wasn’t a ban on short sleeve shirts anywhere, you know, local.

How long until these comments are swarmed by white folk screaming about Vikings or some shit.

But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle-Eastern or Indian descent 

Suggesting an alternative place to eat for somebody who isn’t comfortable isn’t weird. Assuming they aren’t comfortable because they aren’t as educated as you and telling that to the country is weird.

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

Could we get an edit on that headline and remove the word “captured”? She was a young girl, not an escaped convict or an animal that needed to be picked up somewhere. She was not captured. She was abducted. She was kidnapped and murdered.

White people names.