Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

I have no idea what Remini will do after this, but she is a great television personality. She’s funny, outspoken and smart. I don’t know why The Talk didn’t work out for her.

This is why I load my ‘International Traveler’ backup before border crossing. It has a contact list made up of the Founding Fathers and famous American sports figures, and long text chains with them about how straight and white I am and how great democracy and capitalism have become. The wallpaper seals the deal…

Time to bring a second phone.

The early UK episodes of Kitchen Nightmares were great for that - he comes across as very decent and willing to go to great lengths for people who are willing to work with him. The US version is just cartoonish though.

Gordon Ramsey the human, not the character he plays on some tv shows, is actually a fucking saint. He comes out on the kids shows and I honestly wonder why he bothers with the angry-chef persona.

It is possible that this car is not a Mustang at all. Notice that there are no pedestrians anywhere near the point of impact.

He’s respectful and helpful with the children. He seems to actually like them.

well that’s not a very nice thing to say

The Daily Beast reported back in September that Bharara’s office was investigating money laundering within the Russian government.

this is great to hear! since i’ve enjoyed him for years, i’ll admit that i was sweating this one - guess that makes me one of the oldies.

Richard Simmons took a lot of shit for the work that he did. I’m not surprised that he stopped wanting to be everyone’s performing monkey and butt of the joke. I’m nowhere near his age and I’m already exhausted from having to deal with people and the world in general so I really can’t blame him for wanting to hole up…

They may as well boycott buggy whip manufacturers.

And they boycott a lot, in stupid ways. I mean fuck’s sake, they boycotted Starbucks by giving it money and boycotted Hamilton, which has no available tickets until at least 2018!

You know, for a group that prides itself of being armed badass patriots, they sure to whine a lot.

i’m with her...

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

According to CNN, this lawsuit is likely to get Trump’s tax return in discovery. That’s why the big legal guns are onto it (obviously this couple’s case is one the Democrats can use to get him on emoluments; Pitts and Gross couldn’t afford to sue Trump, with no damages yet).

that’s like kim kardashian. she claims she’s a size 2. but she’s also tiny. if you took her proportions and made her my height (almost 6 foot), she wouldn’t be a size 2.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.