Jake Phelps looks like a slightly hipper, younger version of Gary Busey. And now he has a matching head injury.

He tried to run, but they caught him and wasn’t going anywhere. Why beat him?

I agree with your first statement. I didn’t catch whether the guy was white or not when they pulled him out but my thought was still “damn, that seems excessive.”

Chase - Idiotic

The one black cop near the top, next to the truck bed, is the best part. He’s not about to kick this white dude on camera, but he’s not about to try to pull these other cops off of him either. Guy’s just playing out the clock and trying to avoid any misunderstandings.

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He’ll serve an extra 5 years for breaking all those batons.

Vying to be the next Kellyanne Conway might not be a bad career move

With intelligent, aware leaders like that, I can’t imagine how Baylor has been able to exist as a toilet full of soft, bloody shit for such a long time. It’s a real head-scratcher.

The later ones without the chrome bumpers are better because cocaine > astronauts.

The earlier ones were fantastic. Because astronauts.

The irony here is that you’d think these people would be tickled to death that their lil’ Dictator wannabe won... right? Nope. They’re just as angry as they ever were and still blaming “the liberals” for everything.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Also, since Mazakeen doesn’t like the truth:

I say this all the time—Clinton is what used to pass as a moderate republican, and the GOP has gone far-right. And then yesterday, I heard some Trump surrogate on the radio claim the exact opposite—said that Clinton was practically a socialist, and the GOP congress is a bunch of liberal pussies. I felt like I was…

It’s so odd that republicans let Hillary occupy the center.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Only one of them has to sell shirts to compensate for his non-guaranteed contract and shorter average career, not to mention likely long-term neurological damage.

Words you can use when talking politics right now that will make me assume you are an inbred whack job who needs to go to an re-education camp, because your school and family failed you educationally.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.