$15k to buy or $15k to rent?

@StupidSimple: Indeed artillery has its place.

@madisondj: 3 million and counting.

@Alexander Riccio: You'd be surprised. So long as you stay behind the gun it's really not so bad.

Good thing slutty girls don't play video games. We wouldn't want them learning any lessons about the consequences of their actions.

@RampageDeluxe: Nothing wrong with that at all.

@Live_free: If all detonated simultaneously, I'm sure we could come close. I can dream, can't I?

Maybe we'll need our entire stockpile to turn the planet into a nuclear wasteland. 2053 detonations seems like it should have destroyed the world many times over.

I can't wait for the alien invasion or the zombie apocalypse.

@DeathcomFour: Oh great. Like it's not already easy to make explosives, put it in a huge truck and drive it wherever.

@oliveboy: It would be great. Can you imagine a world where all the worst drivers wipe themselves out?

@lifefollowsmypen: The worst part about that: having to live in France, then being reamed with $25/gb data charges.

@K1NG EV1L: It's not often that you get to handle the service depleted uranium round. They're issued only when you're expected to encounter enemy armor. In our case, we were supposed to engage a Republican Guard division that never materialized.

It's actually hiding AT&T's new super femtocell. More bars in more retail locations!

Your local high school computer club is pleased with this t-shirt.

@TurdFerguson74: I'm just not a fan on HTC and Sense. unrEVOked one-click rooting is the biggest selling point of those phones to me, so I can Vanilla down my experience a bit.

One time I licked tank ammunition made with depleted uranium.

@jms: You've never had so much control over your phone before.

@TurdFerguson74: Or, 5 HTC Android phones.

Holy shit. We are saved.