Just buy a tap or pitcher filter. 

yeah and its too much of a pain in the ass to go down and search through comments now.  if it gets much more than 100 i dont even go reply anymore. its always cutting half the comments from a post off or just flat out wont show them.  the sites shit. 

No.

If you want to kill someone and get away with it, do it with a car.

Iceberg lettuce’s sole purpose in life is to be a dressing delivery system. 

Honestly these days most restaurant salads have become a plain bed of lettuce that they slap a steak or chicken breast on top of so they can charge you the price of an entree.

The hurt of not being able to afford cars like today’s Nice Price or No Dice M5 back when it was new can be particularly stinging.

Won’t give you any trouble except every time a light turns green

Meanwhile on the other side of that transaction:

Oh, god no.

Somebody checked their carrion?

I’m sure many of the people who would gasp at the thought have Facebook pages filled with “wine mom” memes

“but our towns, suburbs, and cities choked with six-lane quasi-highways are really unpleasant places to walk.”

this is what they call a “parable,” I believe

I once had to cut limes for G&Ts with a hotel key card because I forgot my knife. 

Picturing arriving at the DQ amid a cloud of dry ice smoke, laser pointer lights and colored strobes.  Popping open the door and emerging in my Daft Punk costume.....and having it all ruined by the  “fut-fut-fut” of the Onanism two-cylinder “motor”.   ND.

You know those rare articles that would be IMPROVED with a slideshow of detailed pictures rather than screwed up when turned into clickbait like Gawker sites normally do? THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ARTICLES!

“The dealership dropped off a 2019 cx-5 GT Premium today and I LOVE IT. But the monthly is gonna be higher than I wanna pay.”

So what Republican president are you referring to?