Driving impaired from prescription medications, or lack there of, is still driving impaired, and is no excuse. 

Conservatives RN:

Police said they did not “notice any signs of impairment,”

Superintendent Johnson had a kidney transplant a few years ago. Not a man who should be drinking,

Think about this:

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Because that’s short.

5' 11" is like the tuesday of heights. every day has a ‘feel’ except tuesday.

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.

honestly it tracks

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

The announcers are criminally under-jazzed by this play. McCarver should be calling a bingo game somewhere.

The problem is that everyone on that football field is so much faster than me. Anything that’s run to the outside means that I’m getting caught from behind by the off-side DE or LB. I’d say that the best case scenario, on a perfectly blocked sweep is about 3 yards and a ruptured spleen.

For me, it’s the NBA. But I’m 6'8", 320, so I could go in the paint and not die. I have a non-zero chance of getting a rebound or getting a shot up. Most players would have to leave their feet to block me - calling it “jumping” is too strong, but if I jump and they don’t, I can get the shot over them.

I am a reasonably athletic guy, 37, still skateboard, bowl, golf, coach kids rugby.. and im pretty sure that 41 yr old post neck surgery peyton manning is still faster than me.

If we’re saying you only have to make contact with the ball, no matter the result, then why say we have to get all ten yards for the first down? The NBA and MLB scenarios require skills I simply don’t have, but I am relatively large and strong for a schlub. I believe a good o-line could open a yard or less worth of…

There is a MLB pitching simulator throwing real balls at you (you are behind a net, btw) in the Louisville Slugger factory/ museum. Fucking terrifying!!!

the foul-drawing is key. I’m bonking into the defender and flailing my arms and hoping that the ref has a vendetta against the opposing team

this take is wrong and bad. All VAR is doing is exposing how poorly written many of the laws of the game are. Keep VAR, change the laws.