Racist whiteness is redundant 

I knew you were cooked when the article started. In college I played fighting games at the *ahem* arcades (I’m old). Street Fighter was my game of choice but I played Killer Instinct too. I was ok but I had a classmate by the name of Chris that was a machine. The guy beat me, routinely, playing with one hand. Picky on…

Yup, the reason is whiteness.

Not prison labor. Slave labor. That's not hyperbole either. The 13th amendment doesn't apply if you're incarcerated. They had a good, old fashioned plantation meal. I hope they enjoyed it.

Brimstone is elemental sulfur. Boiling meat is good! What, you don’t eat a good soup? And I need to be invited to the cookout because queer black people get extra screwed by this sack of fermenting orange peels. I want a front row seat for his impeachment.

Yes Miller will be it and then the really racist shit will come out.

You didn’t even mention the insane hockey subs or the Boylen presser after the game. He pulled the starters in the 3rd when the 3rd quarter score was 5-3. Yes the first have was a dumpster fire but the starters were pulled in the 3rd after being outscored by 2 pts with over 9mins left in the third. He did the 5 for 5…

I’m in my 40s. I read the name of your piece I counted 16 and could name all of them except one random kid. My actual BARBERS though? That number is 5. My last two barbers have been lesbians and I may never have a dude cut my hair again. Women put fine details in that a lot of dude don’t notice.

You gave the game away. Which other developed nation has the same gun problem as the US? If you banned guns you think deaths wouldn't drop precipitously? Majority of gun deaths in this country are due to "gang violence" really? You have a good day.

Also just because it sucks more somewhere else doesnt mean it's not awful here.

38k deaths a year is a warzone. I'm fully aware of how rate statistics work. Sometimes you have to work with raw numbers. It doesnt help anyone to look at rates when you have a warzone's worth of dead bodies.

Mexico’s president is a failure because of the 122,889 deaths during his administration. I will not pretend to know anything about Mr. Nieto or his administration but I do know some basic math and statistics. Average number of deaths during that six year period is 20, 481. Mexico is considered to be in a state of if…

For everybody wondering what happened to Graham, we now have our answer. He sold his soul for Judiciary Chair. That means he'll be wined and dined by Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society for a long time. This explains it all.

Nah, you told on yourself Mr. Ryan. Anytime a man uses the word “females” in that way theyve told on themselves and don’t even know it. There isnt that much difference between white democrat men and white republican men. Maybe theres a sexist spectrum that's a horseshoe as well.

Oh and let's not forget who made that sweep possible with his suspension in game 5..... fucking nut-kicking Draymond! 

Idk man. Are people forgetting that team without Durant had the biggest choke in NBA finals history? Are we seriously memoryholing that? Draymond’s a bitch bc he lost a 3-1 lead to Cavs team that was held together with band-aids and bubblegum. If they didn’t need Durant why’d they spend an offseason asking him to…

If the Warriors are that great (and they are), if the Warriors were great before Durant (and they were), then why does it matter if Durant leaves? Someone should Draymond that just to see what he says. I think you keep Durant and see if you can replace Green. Green's skill set might be easier to replace than Durant.

Thats ok. The GOP will just make ActBlue an illegal organization just like they did with Acorn. 

Ok this made me cackle

Calling him a Trump critic is deceptive. He was a Trump supporter who became disillusioned become Trump wasnt harsh enough. Get it right!