Cool, gonna start dumping toxic waste on your front lawn because free market and GUBMINT BETTER STAY OUT OF MAH BIDNESS. 

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

I’ve always hated the “But my opinion’s” defense.

Everyone has opinions, and is free to have an express those opinions. But no one is free from the consequences of those opinions. If you’re opinion motivates you to promote bigotry and hatred for people who are different from you, then you be you. But that does not…

Thing is, Jesus makes quite clear which laws Christians should devote most of their attention to, and oddly enough they don’t have anything to do with priggishly obsessing over which orifice one chooses to stick one’s dick in.

Your use of the word “homosexuals” raised my suspicions and your use of “SJWs” confirmed it.

Here we go, we got a winner here!

SJW = check
Mainstream media = check
Hate coming from the marginalized group = check

Ding ding ding, you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

Two words - hail damage.

“Weapons-grade stupid” is my new favorite phrase.

The same thing they’ll do if he wins. Fucking ruin Thanksgiving!

Man, I wish that movie had the balls the comic did. Aisha was much more interesting as a former child soldier from Afghanistan.

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

I’d give Holzhauer $5 to see him get punched in the face. It doesn’t have to be a strong punch. I don’t have any animosity towards him as a person. He just has the most punchable-looking face of all time.

Honestly, that’s a bulk of any Jeopardy game. About half the questions cut back to all three contestants jamming on their buzzer; it really is as much about timing as it is about knowledge.

I expect the Russians would have similar sorts of trouble in high heat. An average Siberian summer day is in the 60-70F range. Chicago routinely gets 90F+ midsummer days.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Don’t be obtuse. That is a poor metaphor and you know it. The dB scale is logarithmic. It is also subject to highly variable environmental conditions, hence using a SAE standard for testing sound. The police are completely ignoring the standard, skipping equipping officers with the tools to actually measure sound and…

Dad's a piston, and little kids sure are spark plugs, but shouldn't mom be a cylinder?

About died laughing when I noticed this on a car at work. I love crazy cat people.