The Idiot Center.

DHS Holocaust Centres. Don’t worry, we’ll come for you.

Migration cruises (copyright B. Carson)

Here’s Placebo doing the same song.

She’s 17 in this. 17. She wrote Wuthering Heights as a 17 year old. Always makes me feel inadequate.

What was the producer doing? “Natasha, coming to you in five, four...”

I went to Oxford. Didn’t buy a shirt though.

She still looks like Eric in makeup.

I think the rule is that you can claim immunity (which is stupid) if you do the misdeeds while you’re actually president. If it happens before, you have the same rights as anyone else.

Did that brown fella make the law?

It’s a distraction. He’s still getting paid by the Trump Organization.

For some people, all the money in the world will not be enough, because they’re empty inside. They need to know they have more, and others have less.

You’re still paying for his sedan chair.

He’s Pennywise without the makeup

They are the Taliban.

Love the fact that Republicans have rolled over on the nepotism laws.

I moved on her like (she was) a bitch. because 45 is a dog...

Any veteran who supported the orange baby after that sleight betrayed their own legacy.

Maybe he’ll get a bill for nuclear missile storage

This woman is fucking bonkers. Of course she’s besties with 45. He’s such a funny, stupid man.