Man, that guy is great at negotiating. He’s, like, the best negotiator with the best words. I’m just surprised he’s fallen at the first fence, the cottoncandy-haired, orange-faced clown (who couldn’t even best a stone Snoop Dog in a twitter battle).

Like, I’m glad he’s doing it, but why the fuck are the comedians the only ones holding your shitty politicians to account?

Blue lives matter, unless they’re black

The Landshark. Here’s a story from a friend on a stag trip to Amsterdamned. In a sex club, the drunk groom was convinced to attempt this with a well-prepared dancer. The difference was, he was naked and on roller skates at the top of a ramp. The woman bends, the groom pushes himself off and is hurtling down the ramp.…

The Kentucky Klondike Bar.

She knows her base are stupid and gives them what they want. I think, beneath it all, she’s also rather stupid and has hitched herself to a man whose actions will haunt her – and probably her kids – for the rest of her days.

She looks a bit like a Chuck Jones drawing in that picture. Did she sign off on something that makes her look both deranged and vacant at the same time?

Just watched the ‘Handshake?’ video in the Oval Office. My only conclusion is that you people are totally screwed, and I need to find somewhere far away from civilisation before this doddery old fuckwit kills you all.

One weekend at Mar-a-LEGO = Meals on Wheels budget. Nice president you have there.

He doesn’t know how to deal with women he doesn’t want to fuck.

Still, hooray for Chiynah.

Education is the best defence against morons like 45 and his piddling minions. That’s why it’s first against the wall.

The current Russian state is pretty much a right wing, corporatist, nationalist enterprise designed to make a few people rich at the expense of everyone else. You’re stuck in the 70s.

When a minion told Churchill that they needed to cut funding to the arts to put more into the war with Germany he said something along the lines of: “Well, what on earth are we fighting for?”

What are US libel laws like? Spicy and45 definitely defamed Obama, but libel seems like a better bet.

1. Black man.

Who let the stupid woman back on the telebox again? Come, own up!

President Crippen?

We’re all dying

I think the point is that the cut everything from ‘If you’re gay...’ to ‘how important you are.’