They are especially boring when you could have already watched Man on a Wire (the excellent documentary about the same story as The Walk) or The Departed or The United States vs Whitey Bulger. And ugh, Steve Jobs. I just can’t.

No, that’s some roly poly monster from the latest expansion.

I had the same thought. It’s a huge red flag.

You think they cruise rummage sales together or just order weird shit on Amazon when they’re wrecked? I like to imagine both scenarios.

She’s a registered nurse. She’s not working for minimum wage or anything; it’s just worse than what she got working for a better employer.

Made these for my kid’s birthday, which is a few days before Halloween. Half are pumpkin, half are devil’s food.

My son’s NICU nurse is really the only reason I was able to breastfeed to the small extent I could. She dropped the hammer on the corpsmen (Navy medics) who over fed him when I wasn’t there and then was able to get us set up in a private room that was normally for transitioning parents who were taking home babies with…

I’m so glad you see the value. My mom is full of stories about new doctors doing stupid shit like mistaking pre-pock chicken pox for rare tropical diseases.

It is garbage, but if my father hadn’t been so utterly useless at parenting and a terrible spendthrift, she could have maybe gone back to school for a bachelor’s completion program, which is something many of her peers from back in the day did.

My mom is a nurse, and she went to nursing school way back when it was half academic courses, half being terrified by older, angry nurses and scrubbing bed pans in an actual hospital.

I’m not saying don’t do it; just check what the materials are before you buy.

I bought it on Amazon. It has penguins on it, but I don’t recommend the one I got because it was mostly yarn rather than embroidery floss like I was expecting. It came out really well, but that fucking yarn was miserable.

Costco has had Christmas decorations, wrapping paper, toys, etc for some time now, but they are trying to get you to blow your budget early on 4,000 square feet of ribbon or three dozen ornaments or whatever before you start buying things piecemeal elsewhere, so I sort of get it.

Yeah, I started my son’s needlepoint stocking in June 2012 and finished it in November 2013. I was super slow for a variety of having a baby related reasons, but it’s the only Christmas thing I’ve ever bought before Thanksgiving.

He definitely nicknamed his dick Jumbo and would talk about it by name with other people.

We started when my kid had just turned one, so I’m hoping I can convince him family costumes are a thing for years to come. That first year we did Adventure Time (baby as Finn, husband as Jake, me as Marceline), and last year my son was Curious George, my husband was the man in the yellow hat, and I was Dr. Wiseman…

Sadly, I have to wear my real prescription glasses, so I left those out of my costume.

My son’s birthday is a few days before Halloween, so not only do we get dressed up, we go get a family portrait taken. This year, he’ll be a velociraptor, and his father and I will be the paleontologists from the original Jurassic Park.

The movie filmed elsewhere, but was based on a “true” story that took place where these people live.

No, this was allegedly a nationwide rule because Bundy may have been seen in the FSU house, but no one thought anything of it until his victims were found.