That's not gone well.

...ston oils. Such a classic livery. Really sad to see them out of the game...

I can't disagree. I always preferred BMW, but Mercedes has really been doing a much better job lately. The styling on the new CLA has signaled a a more aggressive approach and people have responded. I used to see an overwhelming majority of 3 series filling the parking garage at work, I now see C classes driving that…

Mmm... arse biscuits...

The problem with all of these comparisons (besides the fact, that men have no bits anatomically analogous to female breasts), is that men don't dress this way in real life, but women do. If you compare the way, say, male and female movie stars dress to the way male and female superhero costumes are designed, the male…

Adam Carolla can sum this up pretty easily: Stupid or Liar

That's pretty much *exactly* what I expected after viewing the first 5 seconds of the trailer a couple months ago. Glad to know Hollywood didn't disappoint.

I drove in the wrong lane last night. I was downtown and even though most streets are 1 way, about every 5th is 2 way. I didn't catch on to what I was doing until I got close to a light where there was a double yellow line to divide the lanes began. Oi. Fail.

All I can say is, I'm thanking Jesus he never made it here. We're full up on useless lunatics. Let those mustachioed hipsters in Portlandia deal with him. They can pickle him or something.

Here is Sacramento's. It's slightly lopsided. Try not to pay attention to the 9 lanes that merge down into 4 in a quarter mile and that you'll need to cross that whole mess to go from 50w to 5.

A year ago my rear window spontaneously broke and I"m still finding glass shard in the trunk. If someone poured broken glass all over the inside of my car as a joke, I would still need the window replaced because I would put this jackass' head through it.

Nothing as bad as that scene? I beg to differ...

This will never happen. Politically, the 3 large (blue, red and orange) would be red states, and the smaller 3 (purple, yellow, green) would be blue, but it wouldn't matter much because the larger 3 are, for the most part, very sparsely populated. Not to mention that the 3 big "states" would be economically unable to…

Oh wait... You said "IN" not "WITH". My bad.

Worst? ...or BEST!

Psshaw. When has a politician let facts (even obvious, blatantly stated ones) get in the way of their convoluted self-serving agenda?

Just cancelled my order. Thanks for ruining it for me, Orlove.

The Hot Toys one is really nice. Can you hear my girlfriend screaming curses at you right now?

Ahh... I had an anorexic RoboCop toy when I was a kid. Never got ED-209 though...

Is there an official stat for number of missed tackles in under 1 second?