Reminds me of that time Superman flew around the earth and spun it backwards to turn back time and save Lois Lane.

Makes me want a Jensen Interceptor and a 70s porn moustache.

I knew he didn’t have an exclusive with The Daily Bugle.

Thank you for getting on top of this right away. Did you get Spider-Man to draw the 3D wireframe around Hammond’s goatee?

The Stig. Who gets The Stig in the divorce?

I’ve had two of those Cherokees with the 4.0 liter straight six. Wish I still had at least one of them. Motor strong like bull!

“The Net. With that girl from The Bus.” — Frank Costanza

“Jane! Stop this crazy thing!” — George Jetson

Yeah, I like “Autobot,” too. And it’s already in our lexicon.

I’m sure that when it runs, it runs well. When it breaks, it just makes that CarMax warranty investment pay off even more! Don’t get me wrong; I do love me some British automobiles.

The Range Rover made your top three? It must be the CarMax warranty.

I agree wholeheartedly. British Top Gear (RIP) and Wheeler Dealers are my favorite car shows, followed by various car auctions.

Seems to me you can get an Apollo edition Mustang because the United States of America is great. Who else in the world went to the moon?

Now THAT’S a Mentor. Shazam!

You’re not moving because of your Hummer-hating neighbors, are you?

The Tumbler was never driven up the side of a building. Across rooftops, yes, but you’re thinking of Val Kilmer’s hideous contraption.

I always heard you got drunker faster by sucking your beer down with a straw. Reason enough for me.

The Batmobile. It’s really just a matter of which one you like best. I’m partial to the Adam West and Micheal Keaton models, myself.

“How do we know he didn’t invent the thing?” — Montgomery Scott

I once puked in the back seat of a friend’s Mustang II because the Avocado Green interior color completely overwhelmed me in a thoroughly nauseating manner.