Don’t forget, the SUV chassis was really the minivan chassis, which was derived from the Accord chassis. Admittedly, yes, I own a Honda Pilot. It’s really capacious, drives like a Honda (I’ve owned six), but I wouldn’t want to take it on the Oregon Trail or anything.

The force is strong with this one.

Oh, great, now I can’t unsee that.

Only if it comes complete with the Farrah Fawcett-like model striking a pose in front of it.

Did they...transform into Hyundais? The superheroes, that is. Now that’s pure evil. I suspect the Legion of Doom is somehow working with Hyundai in a clandestine fashion. The Flash could have outrun them, and Superman, as you said, should be OK. But Batman’s flat, man.

The only thing I’ve found interesting about DC’s latest reboot is that they brought back Shazam! and the original Marvel Family. He’ll always be Captain Marvel to me, and it’s good to see him (and the rest of the family) back, for however long it lasts.

Hey, what do you get when you mash up Christopher Nolan’s last two non-Batman films? “Interception.” Thank you, good night, and enjoy the buffet. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

I thought Barry was funnier in this episode than in any previous episode of The Flash. I hope he keeps that up. And you’re right; Cisco outgeeks him.

I really, really want one of those rings.

“A car on a jack remains intact...” That reporter is obviously not a car person. Also, I thought Hellcats were more powerful than a locomotive.

Warrior of the Lost World: so bad it made it onto MST3K:

I don’t watch those “Trading Up” episodes often because they don’t have Edd in them. Mike’s the cheesy ham that Edd counterbalances perfectly.

Maybe if it was a Dodge Stealth. I just liked the styling on those better than the Mitsubishi.

Yeah, I’d vote for Mike Brewer and Edd China from “Wheeler Dealers.” But they have a great show of their own already. Or maybe they could do both. James May did several shows at once.

I actually had a Celebrity Eurosport with the Iron Puke (a sedan). My friends and I called it the “Celebriduke Eurospud.” What a piece of crap. I’ve never owned a Chevy since.

It all made sense right up until it didn’t.

Best headline I’ve seen in a long time. “McJail.”

I recommend “Housework” by the late Robert Palmer.

And it has some of Empire’s droids from the Star Wars prequels masquerading as seats.

Ever wonder what you’d get if you gene-spliced the Batmobile and Alien? Me neither, but here’s the answer.