All time favorite high school mean girl (and the Janis Ian-est Janis Ian):
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That’s a palmier and it doesn’t look anything even remotely like an elephant ear which looks like a puffy fried tortilla.
And I’m thinking one of us still has a program.
Episode 1: I hate this boring show. I especially hate the main character.
Yet another reason to despise Trump: Arnold Schwarzenegger is no one’s idea of decent, but all things being relative, next to Trump, he’s a model of moral rectitude. And Arnold is right that his turn on The Apprentice was doomed because of the Trump association.
Matthew Macfayden Darcy or GTFO.
Bobby, I’d just like to say that I rewatched First Wives Club last night because of your live blog and even though I haven’t seen it in forever, it still holds up. It makes me wish Bette and Goldie were still acting more because they were both perf.
Yes, I’ve looked at that site before. Great if you like dresses, but a search for jackets yields exactly 2 results: 1 for outerwear, and 1 fugly.
As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…
I’ll say what I essentially said a few days back: if you are upset with what Colin Kaepernick is doing, but you’re OK with what Donald Trump stands for, then maybe #YouAreTheFuckingProblem.
Dude, 80 degrees in NYC is not mild temperatures, and she’s wearing a full suit, body armor, and probably shapewear.
That guy forgot to have a neck.
So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.
Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.
Yeah, the old Parent Trap trick.
In the story in my head, the two five year olds swapped their documents. Because having hung out with kids that age, i can picture it super clearly.
Really what they should do is have the baby essentially a piggy bank that requires X amount of dollars per day on diapers, wipes and food. If the bank doesn’t get it’s daily deposit in time, you fail the class and lose the money.