To clarify, sticking penises into moist parts of bodies after receiving consent from the owner of said body parts? Good! Sticking penises into the word “moist” itself? Bad! (Because where would it go? Inside the ‘o’?)

Moist doesn’t bother much but Im a baker and moistness is key, noise wants a dry ass cake.

I actually hate the word ‘dank’ more. ‘Dank’ makes me think of a moldy disgusting cellar full of cobwebs and cave crickets, not high quality weed or memes.

It baffles me how so many racists believe all latino/middle-easterners/Muslims are brown. They all come in many different tones (If you’re reading this, Mr. President, literally ANYONE can be Muslim. Anyone. it’s not just the brown-skinned people you wanna bomb to oblivion or ban from entering the country. It’s a…

as a half-greek, i’ve been in this story you’re telling, and handle it much like you do

As Becky tries to explain why she isn’t racist, the driver tells her “if you’re not about that, you need to stay away from people like that”

Got the email from Sephora this morning and was immediately impressed with the range of shades in the foundation. Even if there was nothing else in the line, that alone would be enough to make it great. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a wide, inclusive range.

Then there’s that shitty Taylor Swift song.

Wow an “I don’t see skin color” AND “I have a black friend” argument. The two go-tos for wypipo.

I don’t think of him based on the color of his skin or culture, nor does he think of me based on my skin color or culture. We’ve had the conversation. I see him only as Daniel. He sees me as Mike. This is based on our personalities.

Black person writes funny posts about Beckys, Beckys and white knights looking for a chance to play victim are all about that like:

I saw the movie a while ago, what scares me is seeing clowns in real life, especially the evil ones.

I AM NOT OK WITH THIS REVIVAL OF IT.

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

It’s worth noting that the entire battle was largely unnecessary.

This was me watching the episode:

I say remove the assholes, leave the horses. Maybe add a single “uni-horn” or some such piece of flair and honour the ponies who have fought in EVERY WAR.

I am frankly pissed off that I did not know this before this week. I assumed - you know what they say about assuming! - that public statues of this sort MUST be unique, handmade artworks (despite representing something terrible). On this basis I ASSumed that they had some merit that made them worth saving, if only in…

When The Terminator is way more thoughtful and articulate than the President of the US, you know things are fucked up indeed.