Tepid applause to the editor who suggested she change the title from its original version, DON'T DO AS I DON'T DID.
It's like comparing assholes and oranges.
To which anti-choice activists in Ohio have responded:
When reached for comment, Poehler and Arnett's own small children cackled maniacally, muttering, "Just you wait... Mwahaha! MWAHAHAHAAA!!"
So the bloody horse's head would be too big, huh? Well, it didn't fit in the envelope anyway...
Oh look, it's a government bailout for the coat hanger industry.
Woah, woah, woah. Science is enabling planned parenthoods??
"Can the Subaltern Dance?"
My doctor told me he could cure my persistent frigidity with a vibrator, but he's really old-fashioned like that.
A spokesman from the manufacturing plant continued to advocate safe sex amidst searches for the stolen goods, saying, "Next time you're found with your chin on the ground, there's a lot of concern, so look around." He insists that the company's got hi-i-i-igh hopes, he's got hi-i-i-i-igh hopes, and reiterated, "Any…
Or a Cylon.
The plays have gotten really ruff.
@Ginger Gal: I imagine it's a disclaimer to avoid being culpable for libel. Saying he hasn't been brought to justice is not the same thing as saying he's innocent; but saying that he is indeed a rapist when he hasn't been convicted as such would likely get the site's legal council in a tizzy, you know?
You must pay for everything in this world, especially overpriced suede boots that you neglected to pre-treat and then spilled coffee on.
"Buy your way out of capitalism!"
You're the peanut butter in my jam.