On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I…

You don’t fight for Peter Bishop, you travel across dimensions for him.

Hmmm, maybe Joshua Jackson isn’t as committed to our imaginary relationship as I am.

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

It is not.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

Plus he looks like an idiot with that hair.

I was just talking to someone who works at Simon & Schuster as a publicist and is not happy that they are doing this. I hate the whole “withhold judgment until they have had a chance to read the actual contents of the book.” We know what he is about! He has made himself very clear. It normalizes hate-speech. Yes yes…