Andrew Paul
anandypaul
Andrew Paul's work is recently featured by Rolling Stone, GQ, The Forward, and The Believer, as well as McSweeney's Internet Tendency and TNY's Daily Shouts.
2/18/20
1:26 PM
1

Oh shit, you could drizzle honey on the Popeye chicken sandwich (they have honey packets for the biscuits don’t they?)

11/21/19
3:20 PM
28

Gordon Sondland is the George Bluth of the G. Gordon Liddys.

11/19/19
11:32 AM
13

. . . that guy you meet at a bar who seems alright at first because he insists on buying the first round, but then won’t stop showing you and your friends photos from his dog’s official Instagram page . . .
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9/19/19
6:55 PM
6

Jack Langrishe was my favorite Deadwood character. I was sad he didn’t make it back for a scene in the movie.

9/17/19
2:49 PM
3

I refuse to renounce my ‘technically correct’ status. It’s my lot in life.

8/21/19
1:48 PM
10

1. Ted Bundy’s reputation as some sort of mastermind is overstated because people don’t want to admit how easy it is to get away with terrorizing women in this society. Read more

7/9/19
12:03 PM
29

I worked at a book store when this whole thing happened. We had at least two folks come in to ask about books that were about The Blair Witch. I had seen this and thought it was awesome so I just straight up lied and said that we didn’t have any because all of them were, “out of print,” but would be coming back in Read more

7/9/19
10:50 AM
12

Oh hey, hi, thanks for this header image that will now haunt my every nightmare.

7/9/19
10:42 AM
49

One thing that’s easy to overlook today, after having endured 20 years of Blair witch knockoffs, is the first one was ORIGINAL. You can criticize the zero production budget and nauseating shaky-cam but it delivered the goods.