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Andrew Paul's work is recently featured by Rolling Stone, GQ, The Forward, and The Believer, as well as McSweeney's Internet Tendency and TNY's Daily Shouts.

Andrew Paul's posts

Can you survive 62 days of corporate hell in this Oregon Trail-style text game?

Furries make citizen's arrest of domestic abuser

See, when two people love each other very much, they document their sex life with Powerpoint graphs

A woman returned sunglasses because she thought they made her look like Butterball from Hellraiser

Read this: Using data to analyze the phenomenon of YouTube apology videos

One intrepid reporter journeys into the nexus of furries, vapes, and alien impregnation culture

A polite reminder that Goop shills snake oil and you shouldn't watch Gwyneth's Netflix show

Geopolitical checkmate: Iran might have a bloodthirsty communist dolphin squadron at their disposal

Flat-earthers, still going strong

Here's a whole 90 minutes about why Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time was great, for anyone who needs that today

Scorpion "grew up on a farm in Wigamau, PA" and other highlights from these Mortal Kombat placeholder bios

A&E picked a terrible time to remind us of Criss Angel's Grand Canyon "death drop" illusion

Wakanda was briefly listed as trade partner of the U.S. government

Surely nobody will be offended by this commercial where Jesus is the son of Mary's white mailman

Quentin Tarantino had some wild ideas for Halloween 6, which he almost directed

This capitalist hell toilet doesn't actually exist yet, but only our tireless vigilance will keep it that way

This oral history of the infamous Folgers incest ad confirms that we, not Folgers, are the real perverts

This Black List script about Barron Trump hating his dad sounds great, relatable

Mariah Carey and Marilyn Manson, together at last

Well, here's what an Alexa Fleshlight would look like