Andrew Paul

9/23/21

We would have ordered <i>King of the Hill </i>to series after seeing this 1996 pencil test, too

We would have ordered King of the Hill to series after seeing this 1996 pencil test, too

An unearthed, two-minute sales pitch to Fox TV execs further solidifies just how wonderful Mike Judge's show was…

9/23/21

Homeowner finds creepy rag doll in his wall with note confessing murder of past owners

The doll's name is Emily, and she clearly was missed during the house's inspection

9/23/21

The story behind the live-action <i>Far Side</i> film that never was

The story behind the live-action Far Side film that never was

Cult film director and Robert Altman protégé Alan Rudolph reveals the scrapped plans for one of Hollywood's most…

9/21/21

<i>Slightly</i> fewer people are getting their news from social media, thank God

Slightly fewer people are getting their news from social media, thank God

A recent Pew study sees consistent, if not particularly huge, decreases in our reliance on Facebook and other online…

9/21/21

Citi Bike hit by subway train in some kind of half-assed metaphor for public transit

We're not sure what the multicolored shower of sparks and smoke plumes stand for, but who doesn't like a good…

9/16/21

Strange if true: People prefer watching TV to gnawing off their own arm during their morning commutes

Studies find most Americans are watching more television now that they aren't commuting as much

9/16/21

Nicki Minaj's swollen BallGate eclipses White House, Trinidadian health officials, Tucker Carlson

BallGate continues unabated, crushing more unsuspecting bystanders under its immense, alleged weight

9/14/21

Nicki Minaj wasn't at the Met Gala because her cousin's friend's balls are swollen

Minaj explained the absolutely logical reasoning behind her COVID-19 vaccine skepticism on Twitter yesterday

9/9/21

Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans

A new study shows that multiple animal species are already evolving to adapt to warmer temperatures

9/9/21

"Never Gonna Give You Up" achieves its anime theme song final form

Of course Rick Astley's viral mainstay fits the opening credits to a Japanese anime too well

9/7/21

Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there <i>is </i>a ninth planet, actually

Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there is a ninth planet, actually

Astronomer Michael Brown took Pluto from us in 2006, but now insists he's totally found a new, better one

9/7/21

Let’s remember the myriad ways Michael K. Williams was a joyous badass

Following this weekend’s tragic loss of the beloved actor, the internet reminds us of his lesser known, still…

8/31/21

Here's exactly how Red Delicious apples became an affront to God

This is exactly why we cannot have nice things, everyone

8/31/21

Vitamin (John) Cena should be part of any balanced Internet diet

Don't forget your extra serving of Vitamin Cena today, everybody

8/26/21

Make T-Rex a sensitive picky eater pushover in <i>Jurassic Park: Dominion</i>, you cowards

Make T-Rex a sensitive picky eater pushover in Jurassic Park: Dominion, you cowards

Hey, Colin Trevorrow, it's time to really shake things up in the franchise

8/26/21

Octogenarian influencers are hawking Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew

And so goes the natural, sad, David Lynchian progression of things

8/25/21

Read This: The story behind the first film rated X for “extreme violence”

Previously reserved mostly for sexually explicit material, a Sonny Chiba kung-fu brawler, The Street Fighter, made…

8/24/21

Great job, capitalism! A DIY x-ray machine is cheaper than an ER visit

We are definitely not endorsing the home project, but the numbers certainly add up

8/20/21

Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse

Zuck's "revolutionary" technological announcement looks more like Wii Sports than The Matrix

8/19/21

We can relate to Saturn’s big ol’ jiggly middle section

New evidence suggests the exoplanet might have an “oscillating” core of ice, rock, and gas

Andrew Paul's posts

We would have ordered King of the Hill to series after seeing this 1996 pencil test, too

Homeowner finds creepy rag doll in his wall with note confessing murder of past owners

The story behind the live-action Far Side film that never was

Slightly fewer people are getting their news from social media, thank God

Citi Bike hit by subway train in some kind of half-assed metaphor for public transit

Strange if true: People prefer watching TV to gnawing off their own arm during their morning commutes

Nicki Minaj's swollen BallGate eclipses White House, Trinidadian health officials, Tucker Carlson

Nicki Minaj wasn't at the Met Gala because her cousin's friend's balls are swollen

Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans

"Never Gonna Give You Up" achieves its anime theme song final form

Agent of chaos responsible for demoting Pluto now says there is a ninth planet, actually

Let’s remember the myriad ways Michael K. Williams was a joyous badass

Here's exactly how Red Delicious apples became an affront to God

Vitamin (John) Cena should be part of any balanced Internet diet

Make T-Rex a sensitive picky eater pushover in Jurassic Park: Dominion, you cowards

Octogenarian influencers are hawking Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew

Read This: The story behind the first film rated X for “extreme violence”

Great job, capitalism! A DIY x-ray machine is cheaper than an ER visit

Mark Zuckerberg swears he has friends, they just live in a different Metaverse

We can relate to Saturn’s big ol’ jiggly middle section