6/16/22Don't worry, Todd Phillips: Nick Lutsko already wrote your Joker 2 musical openerLady Gaga has got some big clown shoes to fill over here
6/14/22Times are tough, but are they "$2,000 to infest your house with cockroaches" tough?Anyone down with $2K for a 30-day pest control trial and lifetime of nightmares?
6/7/22Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan's NRA Convention dispatch is a gut-wrenching must-watchCallaghan continues his hilarious, tragic documentation of America's deteriorating health
5/26/22Sharkcano, the volcano with sharks in it, eruptsGary Busey and Tara Reid's SyFy senses are presumably tingling
5/24/22Why be horrified by the world when your body is scary enough?Society is full of awful knowledge, but it all starts with your gross, disgusting body
5/17/22Can't argue with that: Paul Verhoeven contends RoboCop is "American Jesus"On the eve of the film's 35th anniversary, its director explains his pretty dead-on analysis
5/12/22First look at our galaxy's black hole released just as society collapses into itselfGreat marketing tie-in, Internet! You nailed it once again
5/10/22How long until James Cameron claims this underwater 'road to Atlantis' for himself?The volcanic rock formation is odd, gorgeous, fascinating, and destined for Cameron's menagerie
5/10/22Ready the tinfoil hats: Congress to hold open hearings on UFOs next weekThe hearing will be the first of its kind in over 50 years
5/5/22The Slurp Juice Ape got itself milkshake duckedWhat's so hard to understand here, people? Wipe those befuddled looks off your faces
4/14/22Andrew Callaghan and Channel 5 brought their gonzo journalism to UkraineWow, we, uh... really did not see this one coming.
4/14/22Elon Musk threatens everyone with buying TwitterFinally answering the question: How could one possibly make the social media platform any worse?
4/13/22Dinosaur boneyard yields eggs, skin, and maybe bits of that asteroid that killed 'em off"Shards" from the extinction event space rock were purportedly found 2,000 miles away from the impact site
4/12/22Kmart, doing its best Blockbuster impersonation, only has three stores leftDoesn't conjure quite the same kind of nostalgia, does it?
4/5/22The Lord of the Rings is considerably shorter with just scenes passing the Bechdel TestA gender disparity? In a classic high fantasy story? Get out of here
3/31/22Chris Pine comes from a prestigious line of B-movie scream queensA very entertaining sit-down with Jimmy Kimmel last night reinforced an already objective fact: Chris Pine is Best…
3/31/22Leonard Nimoy's Spock ears are logically heading to the SmithsonianIn all honesty, we're surprised they weren't there already
3/29/22We've reached the "finance our asteroid mining startup" phase of NFTsExploration Laboratories LLC swears this is only a "side project" to its sci-fi plans
3/29/22We are lost in emotion after learning Saturn is losing its ringsWell, not for another 300 million years or so, but still...
3/25/22Gaze upon London's gigantic, terrifying space orb stadiumThe event space looks like it was tailored specifically for U2, and U2 alone