My 5 and 3 year old are with my mom for the week... After cleaning my house and having lunch with my girls... I'm at a loss as to what to do with my time....

Nope. I'm 10 lbs lighter than before my first child.... But I still have loose belly skin and stretch marks... My old body will never return. RIP old body, RIP.

Irrational Man could literally be Woody Allen’s name.

Quick, detox yourself from yourself!!

Alllllllll the liner (plus the small center crease in the lower lip) and then tons of the stickiest shimmer gloss I could find 😳

I read this as "Pickles are quite erotic". Spit take.

unpopular opinion: The Corrections was the most over-rated "deep" book of the 2000's. Deeply unlikable characters, boring navel gazing tripe. Get over yourself Franzen, you sound like Holden Caulfield.

Tangent: given all of the weird genetic markers Jews are blessed with, does it piss anyone else off that we constantly just get referred to as a religion or culture? The last person to practice Judiasm was my great-grandfather... and I find myself exasperated by people who argue my Jewishness with me. Like, my DNA…

I wore the knockoffs that 14 year old me would SWEAR looked authentic. Also, I wish I was self aware enough to realize I was make-up illiterate at that age, my pancake make-up and shakey brown outlined lips were a thing of horror. But on the bright side, at least I have great pics for ThrowBackThursdays.

high school me wore the timberland version of these. With a jersey dress. And lip liner.

I scrolled all the way down hoping someone made this comment! I thought that story was fascinating, and just bizarre enough to be true.

I know... What's wrong with me that my first reaction to this was laughter followed by an "aw...."?

right? If I shave in the morning, scratching legs at night. I have a freaking 5 o'clock shadow on my legs. :-/

My sisters (half sisters, blue eyed blondes German - me brown hair brown eyes Semitic) would go for a few WEEKS not shaving their legs... It was so blonde and fine you'd have to get up close to see it. Me? Every day shave or see the dark stubble. Sigh.

nothin sexier than stds and child support payments. Fact.

burgle?? What about the usual suspect: moist, throbbing, panties, ejaculate.... Oh wait, maybe I just need to see a shrink.

I <3 this comment.

I asked my dad after I read this article, (because I am busy/lazy/wouldn't know where to start, and also because he is super into researching things!) and he mentioned Himalayan brand.... So maybe check into that? Good luck my anemic friend.

Right? Like I take iron and folic acid supplements because I'm anemic - but now I'm paranoid that it just asparagus, flour and red dye or some crap :-/

Wake up sheeple, that's just what Big Pharma Lizard Illuminati people want you to think. :-/