If these things are really as heavy as the dentist x-ray bib, then it wouldn’t reduce my anxiety, it would actually CAUSE anxiety. Just thinking about it gives me a very claustrophobic feeling. 

If these things are really as heavy as the dentist x-ray bib, then it wouldn’t reduce my anxiety, it would actually…

Hey, now. 

Can you speak to the inequality in reading skill and the unequal dispersion of gameplay mastery among reviewers of this game? I need to know what you think about literally everything relating to this game and your review of it so I can eliminate you as a biased reviewer with undue privilege.

There were reports of scratching and bending going around at launch, and they quickly fizzled out and no one is talking about that now. Because like 20 million people own Switches and their lack of problems has pretty much proven those reports either an extreme fluke or just made up.

Huh? The dock is small. It’s like 4" x 6". It’s a tiny little black box. It’s by far the least obtrusive thing in most entertainment centers. And the design makes it extremely easy to drop the system in without having to pay attention to whether or not it’s lined up right or balanced or something stupid like that, and…

Are you saying the Switch is a bad design and not practical? If so, then that’s a really stupid thing to think.

Man, you just can’t beat commercials from that era. Everything feels so neutered and bland these days, by comparison. 

Mario Kart isn’t $80. And I think you’re crazy for not liking it. Shame on you.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I don’t know about this take on Hollow Knight. It’s good, but better than SteamWorld Dig 2? I don’t think so. Glad to see Tropical Freeze on this list, though. I find it truly baffling that it wasn’t on the list of the best Wii U games. 

Sure, but I’m not saying that this is literally pressed or embossed cardboard, just that it has the appearance of it. Which that other person seemed to think ruined the authentic cardboard look. 

Perhaps, but not from me. I’m too lazy. I’ll just recommend that if you’re curious, do a google image search for “embossed cardboard”.

Uhhh.. have you never heard of/seen embossed or pressed cardboard? It’s a thing.

You’re obviously an asshole, so I guess it’s okay for people to treat you like you’re less than human and kick you out of businesses based on that. You’re fine with that, right?

Uhhh, okay? I think you’ve just lost every last ounce of hope of being taken seriously by anyone outside of this weird isolated bubble of delusional crazy people and edgelords. But I’m sure that just makes you feel better about yourself.

Yep, I pretty much agree with all of that. I find it odd that Totilo included his initial “it’s just an illusion caused by touching the two screens” hypothesis in this piece with such certainty. If you think about it for more than like two seconds it becomes obvious that there’s more going on with the two systems.…

Uhhh, how is this even remotely scary? A news outlet’s editorial decisions don’t have to mesh with the political sensibilities of a given segment of the population in order to legally, or even ethically, exist. You work for a site that wouldn’t hire someone with a conservative perspective if they were the last person…

It’s not JUST the act of touching the two screens. If that were the case you wouldn’t need two systems to play these games, because if the systems aren’t communicating with each other then they would have no way of knowing if you did or didn’t touch the other screen in the correct spot/at the correct time, right?

Obviously being an ED doc can be an aggravating experience and you really do deal with a lot of stupid and dishonest people, but this lady clearly can’t handle the job if this patient is what sets her off. Racism is perhaps part of it, but a big part of it is probably the paranoia and extreme, dehumanizing skepticism…

That’s cool. I mean, it’s your money and your free time, so I don’t mean to shit on your choices. But I wouldn’t be so sure about all that, at least not anytime soon. For me, even if Switch does get a revision, and even if it comes out this very year, it wouldn’t even remotely negate the amount of fun I’ve had over…

I’ve seen videos of terrorists decapitating people. This was harder to watch than that.