Aww, I didn't know this was in Florida.

@honkerburger: You're absolutely right about that bodysnarking trend in general. At first it was fairly kosher to say women's bodies were icky as long as said bodies were under a size 4, then people rightfully, consistently protested and that changed...except now, instead of "eww, someone get her a sammich, she looks…

Waaaaah, I'm not hourglass-shaped, only 90% of clothes in stores are designed for me. Come on!

@babyruthless: So true. I like to think that it's because Le Fancy Pants's target customer is so refined, actual dollars are beneath him or her.

@Morning Gloria: To be fair, chickens are more cocks than dicks.

Obviously, Kacey Jordan was just wildly misquoted. I think we can guess how the interview actually went.

I have an irrational, calm conviction that every plane I'm on will crash, and it gives me a lot of comfort to know that even if I can't get them on the phone, the last words my boyfriend or mom will hear from me (you know, when my plane inevitably crashes) are "I love you and I can't wait to see you." So that's one…

@cookiecutter: I think Fridge Hussy is just referring to English-speaking people who order French wine in exaggerated French accents, like "shahm-paaaaahn-ya" instead of "sham-payne."

In high school, I told my best friend that I would probably sleep with anyone who would date me, 'cause I totally needed a boyfriend, like, right this second. About 15 minutes later, he said "uh, I have something to tell you. I, uh, I love you. Maybe we should, uh, go on a date this weekend."

Whoa, "lame"? Check your ableist language at the knapsack shop door, sist— just kidding!

I agree with you 99% on the awfulness of the redesign, but...the problem you're talking about, it's quite possibly the only thing that was improved.

Haha, you successfully responded, so that's half the battle! I have no idea what's going on, hearts-wise.

You know why "DH" (and "DF" and "DD," etc.) is so creepy?

Yeah, I'm staring to get vaguely offended by the initial offense. I feel like there's nothing in the ad to get riled up about...unless one sees "monkey" and immediately thinks "racist stereotype," which would be fairly troubling.

@pugsnthugs: Now, I'm not one to say "LOL," but in the spirit of your delightful comment...LOL.

@Interior_League: Well, color ME impressed by that jazzy little ensemble!

Ummm, clearly someone wasn't listening clearly enough.

@andreasaysyes: If she had gone up a size, this dress would have been an unqualified success. That neckline is so elegant!

Sorry if someone else said this downthread, but...before I clicked and saw normal-sized pictures, I was really hoping that when Dodai said "watermelon bikini," she meant one that had an adorable watermelon print on it, and that she would tell me where to buy it.

@MattsWildCherry: Well, I mean, that is pretty subtle, Coco-wise. Maybe she's just describing the picture.