@misspennywhistle: Heh, true. I mean, this is the industry that brought us MILF porn starring twentysomethings.

A lot of the images are flat-out appalling, but...um, is it just me or are some of them sort of arbitrary and inoffensive?

If next month's Cosmo features the cover line "64 New Ways to Please Your MacBook," well...we'll know who to blame, won't we?

@EndangeredRed: I will soon be guilty of that. Thanks for the tip.

@cwestbrook: So agreed on Troy Polamalu! He's a national treasure.

@intangiblemango: I'm not sure it's fair to equate actors with the (severely troubled) characters they play. Seth Rogen didn't rape Anna Faris, and as far as I know, Ralph Fiennes isn't plotting any Radclifficides as we speak.