I took it as sarcasm, but... could be wrong?

Oh, look at you, knowing relevant things...

The only thing Evans did right was inspire the Documentary Now parody on his life, “Mr. Runner Up.”

Those are truly alpha moves.

So anywhere near downtown, Lincoln Park and the “Viagra Triangle*.”

a stubborn widower

If we have to look at Kevin Sorbo, just the top of his head would be fine with me.

AI. They’d definitely create - and vote for - an AI Trump.

Seriously, I have accounts on all three and didnt know this was happening until right now. 

When songs are played at live events it’s the responsibility of the venue to handle licensing costs...

If only there were staunch conservative musicians who deeply supported Trump who could provide him with music to use at his rallies. Oh, well...

I believe the beer issue is about beer that freezes and thaws, not beer that is cold, then warm, then cold again.

If this were a Mr. Show parody (“Krinky Kronker and the Caramel Manufacturer”), I’d be into it. I mean, this would be gold:

Be sure to check out this week’s show... you might be due royalties.

“a pasadise of sweet teats.”

Also an apt Willie Wonka song:

I get you, but, c’mon, the disparity between the AI and the reality is too great to be believed. I won’t fault them for thinking they’d get something more than what they got.

I assume Katt Williams is next up to host SNL.

“It’s not pizza.”

Does New York Cherry still exist? It popped in my head last year for no real reason and I haven’t found it anywhere. Yes, the NY Cherry with the bright, red fake cherries.