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That is one supremely punchable face.

Aaron Hernandez?

Counter point, fuck this guy. Society was victimized by him.

I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Huh, my family crest says

Ivanka’s longeivity notwithstanding.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

I can’t.. I just died a little. So wrong. But I giggled so much.

Guess its time to move to Switzerland!

Like I’m playing Fruit Ninja. My passport is as stiff as Donald Trump when Ivanka is in the room.

www.foxnews.com

I was hedging my comment there but... she looks a lot like Rachel Dolezal.

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

LOL, that pose at the 1 min mark is priceless after all that, lol.

And really not what plants crave.

Pretty sure he only married all of his wives because they had a bun in the oven. IIRC, he was about to dump Melania when he knocked her up and felt obligated to propose.

LOL they don’t even sleep in the same room.

I don’t know...she may be a victim of her husband’s madness, too. She doesn’t really seem to like him.