I won’t be watching your video, thank you! Just watching the GIF of that plane’s nose heading down gave me the wobblies. Weightlessness didn’t even get NEAR my bucket list.

You left out the judges — oh no, you didn’t.

I love it that she made that bed and has to fuck him in it.

Same. Wondering who accentuated those crooked boobs with a high waist. And I’m officially over the frozen smize.

Can I just be grateful you’re not calling me?

Love you.

Shite! Where do you guys find these hotties?! His brow game...

Holy crap! He was the new hotness. How did I not know this?

How bad do you think the Secret Service would mess you up if you just, you know, like threw it back? Just a dream.

I think the confusion is “what is 118.00 times 7.8?”

Up until they also say “the president speaks for himself” and/or “the president means what he says.”

Or feeding and “educating” and ultimately imprisoning those brown people.

I’m no clothes horse, but between learning to sew as a child, costuming/cosplay, and a tailoring class at Parsons, I have a love for beautiful clothing.

I thought you’d never get to the “fuck Megyn Kelly” part. Whew!

These women have never done anything to me, yet I want to slap their horsey little faces.

These women have never done anything to me, yet I want to slap their horsey little faces.

You are on fire today. Loved your comments above, but this one made me bark with laughter.

Frothy!!!!

And may I throw in this little gem — repeat the question before answering, during Q&A. If I can’t hear you without a mic, I certainly can’t hear the unamplified person across the room whispering a question.

Keep in mind that due to perspective, the first bag isn’t on the same horizontal plane as the Mooch, and appears to be “higher” than his feet. If you drew a level, horizontal line across the photo that goes through the right wheel of the bag, it would hit the Mooch at about the ankles. I think that makes the three…