OH HELL YES.

I have not. But I would die to see you imitation.

Yep. It's the perfect movie for those days you just need a big ole emotions purge cry.

Yep. And guns. Not that they want or own a gun, have any interest in owning one or hunting or sport shooting, but GOD FORBID anyone threatens to take away their right to ever own a gun if they ever so choose. Or if you try to mention just tightening the currently established yet extremely lax gun laws, the response is…

Please see my sobbing posts up thread. Best. Movie. Ever.

The scene where she (1995 SPOILER ALERT Y'ALL) discovers her wounded father next door and he doesn't remember her at first and then he does after Whatshisface looks at him really intently and runs to her and they hug and now I'm ugly sobbing forever.

BUT ALSO.

OH GOD A LITTLE PRINCESS.

I'd happily put my mouth on his mouth. Just sayin'.

The jammiest jams of all the jams!

*dead*

Or her amazingness on Childrens Hospital? Perfection.

Same. I'm 30, I grew up in Southern Missouri and plenty of my childhood girlfriends are super duper Republican. Which is HILARIOUS since plenty of them have had abortions, children out of wedlock, etc. It's very much the FUCK YOU I GOT MINE mentality, mixed with a little historical revisionism.

THERE BETTER BE A HOODED CAPE.

It's her pal Andy!

As someone who is currently digging on Disney's recent real people-izing of their evil queens a la Once Upon a Time, I am pretty stoked for this. Because:

I want the Puddles Pity Party band to play my my wedding.

It takes quite some skill to make someone that beautiful look that weird.

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST CAN WE STOP WITH THE PREQUELS.