Before you see crossover sedans vs. after you see crossover sedans
Hi LTT! Can you shoot me an email? We’d love to talk more to you and any of the other owners with this issue.
Oh boy, have I got the car for you, you really need to buy my E60 M5. It’s not too unreliable, a ton of boogers have recently been picked on it. It’s definitely fun. It doesn’t have a manual. It’s comfortable enough to do DD work, it’s fun to drive pretty much everywhere, and it doesn’t scream “look at me!” to every…
My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…
Everyone! Give a warm Jalopnik welcome to Mack Hogan, our summer intern. He comes from CNBC and he has takes. My god, does he have takes.
Hard plastic is easy to clean with bleach after your kid vomits all over the interior of your new car so it’s a feature here.
Patrick is on vacation, but occasionally pops in to joyfully see how things are going:
motion to grant personhood to all dinosaurs
No one has been killed by space debris? How about the dinosaurs Ryan, guess you’ve never heard of them?
(drinks unnameable herbal tea, vapes, is beaten rightfully so by angry mob)
Yes, I can confirm or deny this.
It’s good, I liked it. Not great to dance to though. not much of a beat.
Only 20%? Aww, you Americans are so cute.
Yeah! As a millennial, I am looking forward to blaming the REAL youth for the problems.
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thanks for the kind words. as a result, ballaban has informed i’ve now been granted an additional week of employment