Patrick is on vacation, but occasionally pops in to joyfully see how things are going:
motion to grant personhood to all dinosaurs
No one has been killed by space debris? How about the dinosaurs Ryan, guess you’ve never heard of them?
(drinks unnameable herbal tea, vapes, is beaten rightfully so by angry mob)
Yes, I can confirm or deny this.
It’s good, I liked it. Not great to dance to though. not much of a beat.
Only 20%? Aww, you Americans are so cute.
Yeah! As a millennial, I am looking forward to blaming the REAL youth for the problems.
i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do
would love to get the splinter news slack transcripts, please contact me email@example.com
thanks for the kind words. as a result, ballaban has informed i’ve now been granted an additional week of employment
He’s for Sweden.
Nissan the car company never really cared who Uzi Nissan was. Then it decided he had something it wanted very much—the website www.nissan.com, which he created for his small retail computer business in 1994—and it sued him for $10 million. When the two Nissans went to war, Uzi Nissan prevailed in the end, but lost…
Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.
Hey everybody, say hi to Brian! Brian’s a longtime friend of the site and a former auto writer for the NY Daily News. He’s in Sweden these days, so he’s gonna be bringing us some occasional forbidden fruit Euro car reviews.
They come here to find the true facts
You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”