I feel like it is significant that Mike Flynn wasn’t first.

I know you’re being sarcastic but literally the first comment on the NYT article on Facebook was about how all the members of Congress who approved that uranium deal with Russia are all Hillary Clinton’s cronies.

I think it has “Incompetent Godfather” all over it. I maintain that the Trump family & entourage is made up of 100% Freddos.

This is wholly innacurate, you forgot to add incorrect punctuation and at least twice the exclamation marks.

I do like the idea of Jared behind bars. That shit he did with his tenants is disgusting.

HOW CAN THEY DO THIS WHEN HILLARY, A WOMAN WHO RAN A CHILD SLAVE AND PROSTIUTION RING OUT OF A PIZZA PARLOR THAT SMUGGLED URANIUM INTO RUSSIA VIA BENGHAZI WHILE ORDERING HITS ON VINCE FOSTER AND SETH RICH AND BRAGGING ABOUT IT ALL ON 33,000 DELETED E-MAILS, STILL WALKS AROUND FREE!!!!!!!!!

I think it’s much more likely he will be encouraged to flip for a more lenient sentence, so we can get at some bigger, juicier, oranger fish.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

So. Bets on who’s next? Probably Flynn but I really want one of the children to go down.

Manafort is a slimy ass fuck who definitely belongs in jail - and I know this is most likely a pressure move from Mueller - but let me just say, if he is the only person who ends up doing time off this I am going to remain pissed off.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

Right, and then day 2 Sarah Sanders will give a press conference saying “the President would never use a body double, we have no comment on this ridiculous assertion”

She’d give it all away as soon as she let him hold her hand.

Haha! I can’t even imagine what I would tell my grandchildren if I ever had any, which I won’t.

Exactly. The only way he could pull something like this off is if they didn’t tell him. Since he’s such a warm and devoted spouse, I’m sure he’d pick up on that right away. Hell, she may have taken off ages ago and no one’s noticed.

Oh my fucking god. What a time to be alive...

It’s ironic because her husband has a body that’s double the weight it should be.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

That’s how a large alien spider in a human suit would attempt to mate with the Earth females.