I love your optimism that we’ll not be in a civil war when the thing’s scheduled to ship.

Like I said in my answer to the article “Where do we go from here?” Read more

woke rating: 1.5/10

Pay no attention to that troll. I work full time in a major hospital (software engineering and medical communications) and contribute to helping people live longer and more comfortably; I appreciate being able to take a few minutes out of my day to read interesting articles like yours. I was a big fan of Doom in its… Read more

Alyse, you do good stuff. This is EXACTLY the kind of wonderful nonsense I love on Gizmodo. Read more

You might not really need comfort after that odd question, but I’ll give it in the form of ‘at least it isn’t worse’, anyway, because I’m that kinda guy! Read more

Kids across America on Christmas morning: Read more

Every click helps - thanks!

Or a taxidermied cat. Imagine the headlines: “Play Doom on a dead cat”.

Your wording from Jesus to Vampires is perfect. Like you were going on about Christianity then boom, vampires.

Holy crap I swear that Facebook when I wrote that comment yesterday.  How do I keep ending up in the wrong universes?!?  This comment never happened, I’m sorry.

cracking down on these rule violations would lead to negative publicity and fuel speculation about the platform’s supposed political bias. Read more

I just re-read that and it sounded a bit like rubbish, take it as you will.

I’m a US Air Force Command Pilot who also happens to be a former Naval Aviator and you are absuolutley correct Alyse. Success indeed!

Well, if he was trying to find a way to piss off every 18-25 year old potential voter (all 29 of them), he found a way. 

Your narrow world view has no place here.

Why do people act like "cancel culture" is a new thing? People have always done this, in every period of history. Only difference the speed in which things are "cancelled" due to technology.

However, nine times out of 10 the loudest critics of cancel culture are either: a) bigots throwing a tantrum at being held responsible for their awful behavior for once; or b) folks pissed at so-called “political correctness” that are looking for the next issue to rage over, no matter if it’s real or imagined. Read more

Technically, the saying is “all cops are bastards” and I doubt Chase’s parents were married (unless their owners were THOSE type that hold and film doggy weddings) so I think it checks out. 

If all cops are bad, but all dogs are good boys, what does that make Chase from Paw Patrol?