Alyse Stanley's saved articles

That’s not true for all of us! I, for example, am modestly covered in mayonnaise at all times! Read more

HBO Max, isn’t exactly racking in subscribers as it is. Roughly 8.6 million Americans have signed up to activate the service since its debut in May Read more

Just let me turn off Fleets so I don’t have to see them at the top of my app, please. I haven’t clicked on one since the first day they were released.

“Not everyone can afford gaming rigs or consoles.” Read more

Maybe the real Q was the friends we made along the way.

Big difference: it’s unwise to stick Q-tips in your ears, while it’s unwise to stick Q-drops in your brain.

Still have all of these. The Easy-bake oven, the tonka truck dashboad with steeringwheel, the handiman workbench. My kids were born 2002-2007 but they loved these playsets. Still have an old keyboard that they fit on. Takes a bit to get the software working on Win10 but it can be done.

By beating your wife.

Dave: COugh COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH! Open cough the cough pod bay door HAL. Read more

NYC is at 95% capacity right now? That doesn’t seem right...

Alternate title: “Asked about masks, Atlas shrugged.”

No worries. I make the same, careless errors all the time in my writing.

Douglas 4:12 And those that escheweth the mask, they shall inherit the earth: in 3'x6' portions. Read more

The last one is priceless.

Terrorizing, but no match for Mini Mothra.

I’m guessing that a Killer Hornet Kaiju is what? A meter tall? That would be terrorizing.

The car ride he took is pure madness. He’s so afraid of looking human he’s willing to risk his health and the health of others just to try to look “strong”.

I’m so happy you got to learn about the Bee Ball of Death!!!

What the actual fuck!!! Absolutely terrifying!! Thank you :)