Somewhere there’s a picture of me, probably a little younger than 8, riding an elephant at the Bronx zoo. I feel terrible every time I think about it.
I feel like we need a daily post about the joys in this world to distract us all from the constant raging dumpster fire of reality.
I really appreciate the apology of [this powerful man] who has done a lot for [my political party/prevailing ideology/hobby/entertainment of choice]. He really fucked up, but he seems sincere, and I think he deserves a chance to make it right. Let’s take him at his word and stop this witch hunt. What he did was wrong.…
I had surgery recently in which I laid on the table, awake, watching a surgeon burn out veins in my leg with a laser. Doctor fires up the laser and there is this disgusting stench in the room and I say “OMG what is that smell?!” and the doctor says “Oh, that’s a taste, not a smell. We can’t smell anything. You’re…
Beloved seasonal classic. Not to get all food snobby, but in my experience, the vast majority of people who dislike Thanksgiving turkey are the ones who don’t know how to cook it properly. Yes it takes a long time to make, this is why we only do it once a year. Not because it’s inferior to other foodstuffs. Brine it,…
Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times
Bengal tiger baby at San Diego Safari Park on Wednesday.
So can we assume that nobody is telling Drumph about Area 51 now?
I sometimes carry my ulock on my handle bars when I’m riding in the dark. I don’t know if it would actually be helpful, but i can reach it quickly. I also imagine I can use “hey Siri call 911 if I absolutely had to” but I’m sure she’d only let me down. I’m probably screwed if someone actually wanted to mess with me,…
I have my keys on this keychain:
FYI - kubatons are great but are considered weapons in some places (airports, government buildings, etc.) so plan accordingly.
I honestly can’t remember anything about Blue Crush, but I do remember that I really liked it and I maybe even saw it twice in theaters. I guess I’m due for a rewatch.
honestly? HERE FOR THIS. girl power + surfing = i will watch
This white person jumped over “sketchy” right onto “terrifying”!!
“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”
I would argue that Jezebel’s frequent write ups about this is doing a favour to the women who feel unable to speak out. Which I suspect is their goal.
Finally, some good news.
It’s more than just that. A huge reason why politics are so ugly these days is specifically the fault of their father and the people he employed. If these two write a book about wanting to bring civility back to politics and it’s not called “Fuck you, Dad” then it’s complete bullshit.