I’d imagine if you’d been asked about the stability of your marriage constantly over the last ten years, you might have a pretty “stock” answer as well.

I want them to work and would be surprised if they did split. They’ve got a million kids and seem like they have enough crazy in them to keep it interesting without getting too dramatic.

Who says “Our marriage is very, very stable”? I’d sooner believe something like “We have our ups and downs like all couples but we’re in it for the long term”. But then again celebrity relationships are not the norm, so who knows?

Brad Pitt is looking more and more like Billy Ray Cyrus.

A Lohan getting in trouble? Color me shocked.

HA! I used to watch this as a little kid. Thanks for the reminder!

I unapologetically miss big hair.

My god, it is amazing to me there was ever a time when I looked at those hairdos and thought “Yep, totally normal.”

There’s a “big sandwich” joke in here somewhere...

Diana Rigg is in “Theatre of Blood” with Vincent Price, and she is fucking fantastic in it.

That moment when your eyes jump from “Whales” to “Dildos” (and disregard all the words in the middle)

Yay!

even this?

Teen Witch is the best movie of all time and the brother is mildly terrifying.

yes

Or a Cohen bros. stripper buddy comedy

Mother, May I Trick with Strangers?

Jason Marsden will always be Dash X to me.

My goodness you are the second person today I've seen mention cats in stew! People must be really hungry!