Definitely not on the approved list of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

But... she spelled it correctly.

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

Oh no, so sorry. Virtual hugs from this internet stranger to you.

Dogs have terrible poker faces.

Yah, the dog also can't connect a past misbehavior with you yelling at them right now.

Okay, I'm gonna be that guy. The dog is adorable but that's not guilt you're seeing. She's reacting to her owner's agitated state and is trying to show submission. Dogs don't feel shame and to say they do is anthropomorphizing. (I hope I spelled that right.) Adorable puppy tho.

fricking entrapment, man.

#2) This disgusts me so much. If your friends continue to be friends with harrassing douchebag, they are signaling to HDB that he can harass with impunity; that there are no consequences for his behavior. THAT is what you need to communicate to them; not that it "hurts you," but that he has violated societal norms of…

We're not saying that she's stupid. We're just saying that she doesn't know any better. Maybe when she learns the way the world is supposed to work, we'll come to like her. But right now, she's just not experienced enough.

"Still young career"?

Much like cars, their value decreases dramatically once they've been purchased. Nobody wants a used puppy.*

well that's just the universal reply to everything on jezebel, isn't it?

Yes, this. Risk of poor management (not criminal negligence) is part of the risk of investing - expecting courts to mitigate that risk is asinine.

I never walk into their stores but I see the hip, slender women about town toting their bags around and the sayings on it make me want to vomit. Have you read their bags?

You're right, this is totally comparable to jobs where people get paid money.

Sometimes I wonder if the human race deserves the companionship of dogs but Mrs. Cudd is someone to prove that wrong. One of the first times I began to doubt religion is when my friend's preacher father told me animals don't have souls so they don't go to heaven. If there happens to be an afterlife, I hope Mrs. Cudd…

isn't the whole point of co-ed adult kickball to get laid?

I always thought he was a little goofy but when he took Paul Ryan's bullshit behind the shed and spanked him repeatedly in the VP debates, I liked him a lot.

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.