I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Well, no matter how the cop personally feels about the situation, if the property owner or its representatives want someone gone, the police generally have to listen to their wishes.

Maybe they have a mental illness?

TBF, if I was working the night shift at CVS I’d probably get high as I possibly could too.

Lovely that they’re all hundreds of times sweeter than sugar so you only have to use a minuscule amount. Has anybody come up with an adequate, I dunno, “bulking agent” to make up for the lost sugar mass? Sugar does stuff besides sweeten...

We have another 70 plus years of technology and learning on our side.

For 4 billion dollars, that monstrosity should be able to tow itself.

Hilarious, and just a week ago the MSM here and in Europe was filled with snarky remarks about the Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov being accompanied by a sea going tug.

+1 Extended Warranty

Zumwalt gebrochen. Ist kaputt!

COTD!

Just wait until we find out how bad the emission problem is...

This is why we have pretty much no chance as survival as a species.

This “warship” is sounding more and more like a Ferrari 250. Too fragile and expensive to sail. Its going to spend all its time in dry-dock to get rubbed by a diaper once a month.

4 billion?! jesus christ. i realize the need for a strong national defense but 4 billion? for one? you know how much good that could do for people?

Sales are NOT LOST. Or not many. People who pirate those games more often then not dont even have the money to pay for said game! In the 90's if it weren’t for piracy, the game industry wouldn’t even be what it is! People were getting known caus they were pirated! Which pushed people to by the next game, or the…

I always wondered what it’s like to live in a world where everything is either black or white. Where digital pirates are all pure evil incarnates who can’t be thankful for anything or deserving of any understanding, and you are all perfect and good with no flaws whatsoever. Where you ride on your white horse into a…

Aaaand you’re now on a list.

Replace piracy with “stabbing a man and hijacking his boat” and it sounds really bad. Replacing a word to make it sound scarier isn’t really a good argument strategy.

So, the moral here is that I should stop bragging about masturbation?