Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

No. Do not love Gabriel, if that is a perpetual side effect of his appearance.

ballistics gel can prove/disprove anything

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

I’ve heard that his instructors are finding it difficult to teach him as he can only cut in a Z formation.

Already he’s head of his class

TRADEMARK 2015 ASHLEY HAKKER ALL RIGHTS RESERVED GO FUCK YOURSELVES. BRB OFF TO ESTY! :O

Foreman and Baby Factory. I forcefully expelled air through my nose at this.

I’m tired of this whole ‘Marriage is about pro-creation, them homos can’t pro-create so they can’t get married!’ because they never have issue with hetero couples who can not or will not produce children. More so, I always find those sorts weird, like, at their version of a wedding, they are basically pronounced…

Apparently her scene partner plays her brother, in proper Game of Thrones fashion.

The neighbors should hire these guys. I hear they’re pretty good at getting rid of Crows:

Yes, as a woman, whenever I need my tire changed, I just stand on the side of the road and lift my hemline a few inches until a man in a bench seated Cadillac comes and carries me away.

From what I’m reading here (article and comments), seems like some of you guys just can’t give up a bad habit.

Bit too much blue steel also.

There’s a bit too much Adam Levine happening here. Killing my clit-boner.

Littlefinger’s current list of Things to Do: To be Warden of the North.

Don't do it! You're just taunting celiac disease if you do!

asking for a friend

I'm gonna get 'pizza' tattooed on my arm. That love will NEVER die.