Sam Neill as James Bond. Yes, he was actually considered, but he also lost to Timothy Dalton.

George Clooney would make a truly awesome Bruce Wayne.

Literally anyone besides Hayden Christensen for Anakin Skywalker.

OJ Simpson as the Terminator

When I heard they were making a series of live-action movies out of Lord of the Rings my very first thought was, "PLEASE cast Bill Murray as Tom Bombadil."

Hemsworth would have been so much better then Pine

I did undergrad at Cornell and grad school at USC. Trust me, Cornell doesn't hold a candle to USC in the douchiness department...and USC isn't even at the top of the list.

It really is a first world problem. And you are right, people are HUNGRY out there and these well-fed idiots are throwing their arms up in the air over it.

The tomato is acceptable to me in lieu of ketchup. Chicagoans acting horrified by the thought of ketchup on a hot dog is actually the most ridiculous thing about Chicago hot dogs.

Cincinnati is bad and they should feel bad.

so like

There is a growing body of willful ignorance and rejection of science that is very troubling in US culture right now.

Preach! I got my undergraduate degree in bioprocess/metabolic engineering and am going to law school so I can try to stop the unethical practices while progressing GMOs. If I had a dime for every time I've gotten a "BUT MONSANTO BAD == GMOs BAD" reaction, I could probably pay for said law degree.

Sriracha is the fedora of hot sauce accoutrement

Sriracha's great if I feel the need to burn my asshole (what goes in hot comes out even hotter). No thank you. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Sriracha doesn't even taste like anything. It just tastes like spice. Sriracha is the worst of all hot sauce and hot sauce-adjacent products.

The sugar packet story is like how I regard people who dump sriracha over everything. Like, first, you didn't even taste it, and second, why the fuck are you putting sriracha on curry? and toast? and corn on the cob? and ICE CREAM??? what is wrong with you people??

She says that love might even be the fifth dimension, where the beings who made the wormhole live.

Pfft. Nothing is better than Ice Pirates.

Is it better than Ice Pirates?