Aw, I'm way ahead of them. I haven't given a single fuck about picky eaters and trendy food crap for, let's see, all of my 50 years.

But you know, refusing the marriage (and legal required consummation of it) may = maiming and possible death, so that's preferable? Wow.

I LOVE IT. Has this one been posted yet? :D

This one?

Okay I JUST finished this episode and I don't even smoke but I think I need a cigarette or something GODDAMN.

He only wanted a wee keek!

THIS COULD BE US BUT YE BE PLAYIN

"DAT ASS"

a world full of horrible, horrible cynics who don't deserve nice things

It's only a movie....

What kind of world do we live in where Indiana Jones needs defenders?

well how diddly doo Belgirinos!

Mork & Mindy. Spun off from Happy Days. Makes no sense, but there it is.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

Bojangles spices things up a little too heavily for my tastes, but they do make an agreeable second-choice if I'm feeling like a little burning-mouth in the morning. But I didn't know they even did a pork chop biscuit at all, even if only seasonally.

There's a conspiracy alright, but it's the other way around! The whole Scotland succession affair is actually an intricate publicity stunt for the Outlander series, designed to get people interested enough to watch it.

BIG MCLARGEHUGE

I'm going to have to go ahead and say that I had the BEST breakfast fast food item today. Down here in North Carolina there is this tiny chain of restaurants known as Biscuitville. They do one thing, and they do it EXTREMELY WELL. Fuck Chick Fil A, I had two Porkchop Biscuits this morning, and they were heavenly. I…

But in a non-creepy, stalkery way.

This is too terrible not to share.